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Bernie Sanders 2016 -




THE SECOND AMENDMENT - Washington didn't use his right to free speech to defeat the British, he shot them.




URINALYSIS - Shouldn't you have to pass a urine test to collect a welfare check, since I have to pass one to earn it for them???


TAGS: inquiring minds want to know
Rating: 4.12/5

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terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:33 am
if marijuana was legal, then it would be illegal to fire someone for having it in their system. someone would have to have levels high enough to prove they are intoxicated, because having a trace of it in your system doesnt affect safety or work at all.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:32 am
the f***ed up thing about it is that speed and other drugs pass out of the system within 12 hours. marijuana stays in long after the user has sobered up. drug testing is just discrimination against people who choose pot in favour of harder drugs.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:32 am
the f***ed up thing about it is that speed and other drugs pass out of the system within 12 hours. marijuana stays in long after the user has sobered up. drug testing is just discrimination against people who choose pot in favour of harder drugs.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:31 am
the reason you have to do a urine test to go to work, but welfare recipients dont, is because the government cares more about your privacy and freedom than your employer does. its why the government has a constitution and your employer doesnt.
JGalt - September 15, 2012, 10:44 pm
Heck, politicians should be drug tested after every vote too! lol
JGalt - September 15, 2012, 10:43 pm
agreed. Many companies have a policy to test for drugs/alcohol with any accident. I'd say make it mandatory for any police shooting or beating/violence...
SethMythrax - September 15, 2012, 10:38 pm
I think any law enforcement officers should be tested regularily because I know of a few cops that are coke heads 7 the last thing I want is a cop that is drugged up aiming a gun at me.....


Hypocrisy, Thy Name is Bernie Sanders -




Bill Clinton & Eileen Wellstone -




VOTE OBAMA 2012- KEEP GOING BARAKWARDS! -


TAGS: obama vote barackwards
Rating: 4.83/5

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GrouchoMarxist - October 11, 2012, 8:50 pm
Hey moonbat.... That must have been the damage Carter did?
arnnatz - October 11, 2012, 7:53 pm
that argument is old, tired, and ineffective - oh and totally full of crap
calvin5040 - October 11, 2012, 6:29 pm
And Romney is the one that will make America go backward by going back to the same Bush System that got us in the Recession in the first place.
calvin5040 - October 11, 2012, 6:27 pm
Despite what Fox News says It is not the highest unemployment rate the Unemployment rate in the 1980's recession 10.8%


ONE NATION, UNDER GOD -




Hillary's War On Women -




RETIREMENT WAGES -


TAGS: congressional wages
Rating: 4.85/5

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Renza - June 26, 2013, 7:47 am
Nah, the website is open ended, there's plenty of non americans around too. the conservatives around here are just the loudest, kinda like the 'special' student in the back of the classroom.
Svenborg - June 25, 2013, 7:40 am
Hate to say it, but isn't the idea of income equality socialist and liberal. I like it, I just thought this website was a conservatives thing...
mikeloeven - December 12, 2012, 6:24 pm
Holy **** for Real !!!!!


MARK TWAIN - ~ Personal responsibility ~ (Kryptonite to the Obama crowd.)




Those Evil Republicans -




BRAINWASHING - From cradle to grave the government and media hold minds prisoner .


TAGS: brainwashing media government hold prisoner
Rating: 4.86/5

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RonaldReagan - March 14, 2014, 9:55 pm
This is true.


WAKE UP AMERICA - We can't survive much longer....


TAGS: wake up
Rating: 4.59/5

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NEW YORK AND WASHINGTON DC WILL BE UNDERWATER IN 2000- 1970 DEMOCRAT PREDICTION -


TAGS: democrat global warming scare tactics
Rating: 4.93/5

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OTC - May 22, 2014, 3:05 pm
So they were partly correct, there was a flooding, but not with water, no?


IT IS THE VETERAN - That should be thanked And not forgotten




Liberalism -




It's A Sad State Of Affairs -




WATCHING FOX NEWS - To learn about politics, is like watching Hogan's Heroes to learn about the Holocaust ...




REPUBLICANS -




BLAME BUSH: FAIL - Before Obama $1.84/gallon After Obama $4.10/gallon What part of his plan didn't you all understand?




SO THIS IS HOW LIBERTY DIES -




Extra Credit Multiple Choice Question -




Hillary vs. Hillary -




The Ugly Face of Corruption -




Draft-Dodger Trump Said Sleeping Around Was My ‘Personal Vietnam’ -


TAGS: donald trump draft dodger gi joke toy soldier gop republican rino clown progressive statist hack new york liberal values vietnam war elitist blowhard windbag loser
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 8:39 pm
Mot claiming any original thought here choker.... I just seem to recall your lame memes on the subject... I'm certain you recall them... You certainly vomited on every one of them. Tissue?


P.T.S.D - Getting home, and realising...... You'll never be this AWESOME AGAIN!


TAGS: iraq afghanistan soldier armi war
Rating: 4.38/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:51 pm
Orson Welles once said Hollywood is the world's biggest train set. Same can be said for service. It's a letdown for sure


If Michael Brown, Eric Garner & Trayvon Martin had been killed in Afghanistan -


TAGS: michael brown eric garner trayvon martin obama holder sharpton jesse jackson farrakhan race baiters naacp afghanistan iraq war troops
Rating: 4.97/5

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Thedge - December 12, 2014, 1:58 pm
Been a couple weeks, probably don't now. Just so the sleep well. 5L


Liberal Cognitive Dissonance -




washington obstacles -




TUSCON, ARIZONA 2/22/2013 - Accenture Golf Tournament postponed due to snow. Just another day of man-made Global Warming Hell. It's all your fault. Repent!


TAGS: anthroprogenicanthropogenic global warming scam
Rating: 4.23/5

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Jamison12 - August 31, 2014, 8:54 pm
There's a difference between weather and climate.
StoneTools - September 8, 2013, 7:16 pm
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/climatechange/10294082/Global-warming-No-actually-were-cooling-claim-scientists.html


best ever -




THERE SHOULD BE SOME GUIDELINES - We can start with these




CAMPAIGN DONATIONS? - What campaign donations?




Unfit For Command -




OBAMASTAN - Future name for America. Obamastan: Glorious Socialist Worker's Paradise, Land of gun control and redistributed wealth




ZE BOOBIES - I gropes zem like zis




Hillary Says: ‘Dirty money is still money' -




BARACK OBAMA - Making war cool for the left since 2009


TAGS: obama war
Rating: 4.83/5

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OTC - November 23, 2014, 1:07 am
Study the poster and think about it.
americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 11:25 pm
SO your saying war is a good thing?


" CRAZY CANUCKS THEY DO EXIST " - You know you're in Canada when, a driver passes you in a convertible during a snowstorm.




MARK TWAIN - "Patriotism is loving your country all the time and you leaders when they deserve it."




OBAMA 2012: FORWAR! - Shakira was one year old when Nobel Prize Winner Obama ordered a drone strike on her village, leaving her disfigured.




WHO WAS LYING ABOUT IRAQ? - The consensus on which Bush relied was first fully formed in the Clinton admin. This Democratic drumbeat continued and even intensified when Bush succeeded Clinton.


TAGS: iraq war
Rating: 4.79/5

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simplegenius - September 24, 2012, 9:01 pm
also, the Sarin gas used against coalition forces and yellow cake and depleted Uranium they found wasn't just lying out in the open.
simplegenius - September 24, 2012, 9:00 pm
Not even sure Bush lied about Iraq.. Hans Blinx was escorted by Saddams closest security and they didn't allow him anywhere important. It's like "no, don't look in this room labeled radioactive or dangerous, or anything"


THE POLL RESULTS ARE IN! - 9 out of 10 Polar Bears surveyed think Al Gore is full of crap!




ORWELL'S "1984" IS HERE. KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU HAVE KNOW IDEA WHAT THIS REFERENCE IS ABOUT -




GEORGE BUSH- LEFT HOLDING THE BAG TO FIGHT BILL CLINTON'S WAR -




'I certainly think the free-market has failed.' -




Hillary's Spinmeisters -




BE CAREFUL, DEMOCRATS -




LIBERAL DEMOCRAT WAR HEROES -


TAGS: liberal democrat war heroes
Rating: 4.8/5

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foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 12:52 pm
It's nice to see how liberals "suggest" something and automatically it becomes fact. I suggest that the soldiers who served with Bergdahl know far more about the facts than pro-Obama talking point echo chambers desperately trying to save the Democrats
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:51 am
In fact, a review of the database of casualties in the Afghan war suggests that Sergeant Bergdahl's critics appear to be blaming him for every American soldier killed in Paktika Province in the four-month period that followed his disappearance. Herpa derp
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:51 am
The furious search for Sergeant Bergdahl, his critics say, led to the deaths of at least 2 soldiers and possibly 6 others in the area. Pentagon officials say those charges are unsubstantiated and are not supported by a review of a database of causalities
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 3:31 pm
There's an article on thepeoplescube.com about obama trading the rest of the gitmo prisoners for magic beans.


OBAMA KNEW ABOUT THE ACT OF WAR AND KEPT IT SECRET -




Hillary Is Untrustworthy & Dishonest -




Stupid Socialist Sanders -




Obama's Selective Outrage -




THE 2ND AMENDMENT -




MEDICAL CARE FOR THE ELDERLY - A sad state of affairs.


TAGS: gop war on healthcare
Rating: 4.52/5

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RonaldReagan - March 23, 2015, 3:00 pm
Sad, it is.


STOOGES - When they outlive their usefulness, you can resign them or lynch them.




One has no brains. -




WALTER FOR PRESIDENT -


TAGS: walter
Rating: 5/5

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ipaprime - January 18, 2013, 9:06 pm
Shut the hell up
Brawler - January 18, 2013, 5:25 pm
Walterfarts - The only legal weapons of mass destruction:D
Cannabal - January 18, 2013, 9:01 am
"He scares the crap out of me!" ~Achmed the Terrorist


Closed? -


TAGS: government shutdown world war veterans
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - May 26, 2015, 8:20 am
That's what the Germans wanted us to think. Said, can't come out to play. Didn't you hear? It's raining bullets outside, our bullets. Americans said, we brought our umbrella, it's called our courage.


BLAMING ROMNEY FOR SAYING RUSSIA IS A THREAT- FORGOT ABOUT THAT, DIDN'T YOU? -




Support -


TAGS: edward snowden whistleblower freedom hero
Rating: 4.33/5

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fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 10:51 pm
Don't worry, bro. I got your back. I gave him some great advice about you. I also gave him some great 'bait.' Thanks for biting X-D hoohoohaahaa ROFLCOPTER Didn't your "Auntie liberal" ever tell you, don't take candy from strangers? Thank you for playing
OTC - February 26, 2014, 9:18 pm
Hope you 2 girls had fun with your gossip
OTC - February 26, 2014, 7:34 pm
I think he should have been given a 'medal' of honor
RonaldReagan - February 26, 2014, 4:21 pm
Okay
fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 3:54 pm
What can I say?You got me red-handed! :-) OTC and I go WAY back.Yes,he and I are close friends.The best of friends in fact.But I think you got my pal all wrong.You deeply misunderstand him.Here,I will PERSONALLY message you and tell you ALL about him X-D
RonaldReagan - February 26, 2014, 1:38 am
What's your beef? Did the make-believe "marine" send you to fight his battles for him now? You one of his pals? And who you supposed to be-From World War 2? FOXnews, btw, is heads and shoulders above anything the liberal media has to peddle.Spell it right
fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 12:39 am
You're joking Mr.President (lol)Right? Funny,I hear his voice when you post. As much as I admire your spunk,this is plain silly. Seriously,Snow is a tool of the highest order.Like a**ange,he pretends it’s all about justice,but it's really all about 'him'
RonaldReagan - February 14, 2014, 1:37 pm
This man should be given a metal of honor.
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 6:18 pm
I'm proud to be a p***ert. I'm amazed at some of my friends and the illegal things they say on the phone. I've been telling them for years they need to watch what they say. I bet they all freaked out when the NSA thing came out.
Curlyrocks - January 28, 2014, 9:54 am
I agree with you that the phone or E-mail is already too easy to hack for people with a secret. But I wasn't so open about being a disgusting p***ert I would say the government has no right to know what me and other consenting adults do.
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 3:26 am
Frankly I could care less about them spying on people. 1) I don't have anything to hide. 2) DON'T Discuss anything on the phone you want to hide. Anyone can listen, even every day people. Modern Technology makes it available to everyone.
MashiMashi - December 22, 2013, 12:54 pm
now that it's cold in Russia he wants to goto Brazil to investigate if America was spying on them.....hmmm not Donkeystand or outer slobovia but Brazil, this is your hero. Rally around everybody what sacrififce.
Renza - June 26, 2013, 10:22 am
yeah, bureaucratic channels are known for their efficiency, surely it would have been effective to use those rather than just give the information out.
StoneTools - June 26, 2013, 9:03 am
As a govt contractor, I can tell you that there are, most a**uredly, vehicles to report waste, fraud, and abuse which will not splash back on the reporting individual. Congress is not in the list of whistleblower capable channels.
Renza - June 26, 2013, 7:42 am
I'm sure if he told congress - who already knew about the program before hand - they would do something about it, right?
Curlyrocks - June 25, 2013, 9:04 pm
I'm sorry I try not to be a total conspiracy nut but since it's already proven I can tell you there is no legal channel to stand up against this. There are billions in $ at play here and any threats to those construction and tec contracts will be buried.
StoneTools - June 25, 2013, 5:21 pm
There are legal channels for classified programs to report waste, fraud, and abuse without retribution. He ignored them.
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 3:30 pm

will the head of the CIA be on trial for breaching the laws established by the constitution? is the greater threat to american freedom the actions taken against its own people by its own people.
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 12:01 pm
A whistleblower uses any channels to raise concerns, even "illegal" ones when others are impossible to use... EVER CONSIDERED THAT?
WTFO - June 18, 2013, 11:16 pm
This POS is not a whistleblower or a watchdog. Watchdog agencies work from outside the govt mainly thru FOIA requests. Whistleblowers work from within the govt but utilize legal channels to raise concerns. Regardless of the NSA's actions, he's a traitor.


Hillary's Most Outrageous Claim Of All-Time -




Obama Blames Global Warming For ISIS & Boko Haram -




BIG BROTHER - Is watching you.......




SKAM - The rest of America is finally waking up




WALMART HAS GREETERS - Obamacare has waivers


TAGS: obamacare waivers
Rating: 4.07/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:15 am
Do not pass Go. Don't not give Barry your last 200 dollars


WALMART - Corporate America's contribution to Communist China's Military Might.




ORWELL WAS A GENIUS -


TAGS: orwell was a genius
Rating: 5/5

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fuckelephants - May 11, 2016, 6:27 am
Every line of serious work that I have written since 1936 has been written, directly or indirectly, against totalitarianism and for democratic Socialism, as I understand it. —George Orwell
fuckelephants - May 10, 2016, 9:31 pm
Orwel was a socialist. I doubt a Republican would appreciate the things he had to say.
RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:37 pm
Funny


OBAMA 2012 - Because bombing civilians is only bad when the OTHER guys do it!


TAGS: obama 2012 war drones civilians
Rating: 4.5/5

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OTC - November 4, 2013, 12:26 pm
He's really good at killing economies
JGalt - November 3, 2013, 11:28 pm
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/03/obama-reportedly-told-staff-hes-really-good-at-killing-people/


The Clinton Crime Family -




"I SUPPORT MY PRESIDENT" - Because I think killing children with drones is ok when a Democrat does it.




NERMAL - While Osama remains at large, the United States did succeed finding a very cute cat in Abu Dhabi.




LIBERALS - quick to say its not a Muslim terrorist attack. Watch how they quickly grasp at straws to turn "mental illness" into: "caused by the Tea Party or conservative politics"




BEER - Is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Ben Franklin




NOBEL PEACE PRIZE? - SUCKERS!!!!




DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS ALL AGREE -




OCCUPY JAIL - did you see this during the tea party protests?




CHIEF SPEAKING BULL - AKA Elizabeth Warren, Harvard's Greatest Native American Graduate and .00000000000003% Cherokee.




Hillary: Unfit For Command -




Bill Nye the Socialist Clown -




The Old Indian Sheepdog -




DOUGLAS MACARTHUR - They respected the man; they revered the pipe.




HEY, CONGRESS -




GLOBAL WARMING! LIVE IT! LOVE IT! USE IT TO GET RE-ELECTED AGAIN! -




HOPE AND CHANGE - May the Farce be with you.


TAGS: star wars obama lies
Rating: 4.21/5

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 8:34 am
It comes from having to pipe in air through the navel to breath.
OTC - November 15, 2013, 4:55 pm
Funny how it takes liberals longer to see what the rest of us see


IF YOU TALK THE TALK WALK THE WALK - !!! Earn the Right !!!




LIBERAL TAX MYTH - 'The rich don't pay their taxes' With the top 10% paying over 70% of all taxes collected, this lie is blatant. It's typical class warfare BS from the Marxist left.




COMMUNIST UNCLE SAM - Wants you




Hildebeast & the New York Slimes -


TAGS: hillary clinton new york times slimes corruption influence peddler msm media water carrier lap dogs mouthpieces democrat cherrleaders progressive puppets
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - June 10, 2015, 12:10 pm
If she had a papergirl, Hillary would have paid her less than the paperboy, like she did with her female staffers
PeteofSanJose - June 10, 2015, 11:34 am
No no no. She didnt donate to the NY Times. That was her subscription rate!! The paper boy/girl needed a livable wage, so Hill took it upon herself to provide it.


CIVIL WAR TWO - 150 Years Since Civil War And Democrats Still Party Of Slavery. 150 Years later we are engaged in another civil war, between liberal elitism & conservative principles.




Hildabeast Rotten Klinton -




Warmist Insanity: Climate Change Is Causing Child Marriage -




"DANCES WITH PERJURY " - Genealogist for Elizabeth Warren 1/32 Cherokee claim goes silent, source document shown false.




Michelle Obama's war against Obesity -


TAGS: michelle obama war obesity
Rating: 4.64/5

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Curlyrocks - July 31, 2014, 9:33 pm
Birddseedd you being stalked? If you are you have my sympathies, us beautiful people don't deserve this kind of treatment :)
Zeitguy - July 31, 2014, 11:33 am
Well that escalated quickly.
birddseedd - July 31, 2014, 10:37 am
I don't know who, but its obviously somebody I know. How about you stop hiding your dislike behind a monitor and mock account and come to my house and speak to me about what problems you have. you wont accomplish anything with this childish defaming
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2014, 12:23 am

Worst Ph**oshop ever. 1L


WHY CAN'T HE JUST EAT WAFFLES? - Let Him Eat Waffles We'll Eat Cake




BARACK OBAMA - Leading the way in donations from Wall St fat cats.




LIBERAL DEMOCRAT VOTERS -


TAGS: running blindly towards obama disaster
Rating: 4.64/5

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RonaldReagan - May 4, 2015, 3:34 pm
Dispite? Another one for the trash can


CRYBABY IN CHIEF - The opposition is being mean, somebody call Attack Waaaaah-tch!




LOOK FAMILIAR ? - It's a trap!!!




WARS - Want more? Keep voting Democrat and Republican!




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